***Drinking a non alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin...sure it taste the same but it just ain"t right!------------------------One day a father is out with his son flying a kite. Every time the kite goes up, it comes crashing down to the ground. The father’s wife comes out and screams, "you need more tail!!" The husband turns to her and yells, "Fuck you, I told you yesterday that I needed more tail and you told me to go fly a kite!!"---------------------------*****9,000 people are fucking right now, 2,000 are kissing, 100 are getting head and 1 lonely fucker is reading text! You hang in there. --------------*******The teacher asked little Susie: "Susie, what does a cow sound like?" Susie replied: "Moooooo!". Teacher says: "That’s great Susie!
Teacher asked Jimmy "What does a rooster sound like?". Jimmy says: "Cocka-Doodle-Doo!!!". That’s great Jimmy.
Teacher then asks Jerome: "What does a pig sound like?" Jerome says: "Up Against The Wall Mutha F***a!"------**** What do 90% of americans say before they wreck? OH SHIT! OK Now what do the other 10% say...............................................they say hold my beer honey youre gonna love this....
ay whats up... i was just coming by to show the page some love... but once again i want to say thanks for having me and my cousin perform at your show.... but me and my cousin will be more than happy to join Ez Ryders.. thanks once again.
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